Monday, October 24, 2011

Disgaea 4 Skit: The Discovery of Sardines!

A small little skit of how Val discovered the power of sardines! I dunno I'm bored. XD


Emizel: Ugh, my head feels fuzzy.

Valvatorez: You should eat a sardine!

Emizel: How many times do I have to tell you that I hate fish?!

Fuka: That reminds me, how did you even discover the power of sardines anyhow?

Artina: (sweat drop) I'm afraid that's my fault, Miss Fuka.

Fuka: (shocked) You?!

Artina: Well, it happened like this...

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Valvatorez: Ugh, I didn't realize that not drinking human blood would have this much of an impact on me.

Artina: What's wrong, Mr. Vampire?

Valvatorez: My powers have been decreasing by each passing day.

Artina: Is it because you need blood? Do you want to drink mine?

Valvatorez: Impossible! I made a promise with you and I intend to see it through!

Artina: (cheering) Oh I know! Wait right here!

Valvatorez: What a strange women.

(Artina returns)

Artina: Here, eat this!

Valvatorez: A fish?

Artina: Yep, it's called a sardine. You have to keep up your strength but since you won't drink human blood I thought that this would be good enough to help you regain at least a small portion of your strength.

Valvatorez: That is very thoughtful of you, I shall gladly accept your offering.

Artina: *giggle* You don't have to say it like that, Mr. Weird-o.

(The day after)

Valvatorez: You were right!

Artina: Huh?

Valvatorez: About the sardines! I feel like I have much more strength than I did yesterday!

Artina: How wonderful!

Valvatorez: So this is the power of sardines!

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Fuka: You're joking!

Emizel: THAT'S how it happened?!

Artina: (sweat drop) Yes, that's how it happened.

Valvatorez: (opening cape) It was a revelation!

Artina: You're so silly, Mr. weird-o.


END

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