Monday, October 24, 2011

Disgaea 4 Skit: I Died Once

Emizel laments over being pronounced as dead and Axel tries his hand at cheering him up.


Axel: Young Master are you alright?

Emizel: (covering his head) Leave me alone! I'm dead!!

Axel: What are you talking about?

Emizel: Didn't you read the newspaper? Emizel died! I'm just an impostor!!

Axel: What? That's stupid! I KNOW that you're the real Young Master!

Emizel: How do you know?!

Axel: Cuz I know you didn't die. I made sure of that before I left!

Emizel: What...?

Axel: After Desco attacked us I made sure that you were still alive before I left!

Emizel: Why?

Axel: What do you mean, 'why'?! You're my buddy!

Emizel: No... I'm not... You're only acting friendly towards me because I'm the President's son!

Axel: It doesn't matter WHY we became friends! Besides I see you as a little brother right now and I want to help you!

Emizel: You can't help me, I died. My father abandoned me... I'm dead to him... *sob*

Axel: *sigh* Let me tell you a story, I think that it'll help you.

Emizel: ......

Axel: In the Netherworld that I was in previous to this one I was known as the Dark Hero and was somewhat of a celebrity. But then I met this guy named Adell and he beat me up. The news announced that he killed me and everyone thought that I was dead. I called up my mother to let her know that I was still alive, but she didn't believe me and hung up on me... But I kept trying to prove I was alive and one day I got back on TV and my little brother knew it was really me right away. Soon enough the Dark Hero was revived!

Emizel: (wiping his eye) *sniff* D-did that really happen to you?

Axel: Unfortunately, it did.

Emizel: Even though you're an idiot...

(Ouch)

Emizel: Thank you. I actually do feel a little bit better.

Axel: Anytime you need the Dark Hero just let me know!

Emizel: *laughing* You ARE stupid!

Axel: Awww, that's not nice!



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